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The Lost Language of Oysters (paperback)

The Lost Language of Oysters (paperback)

The Lost Language of Oysters (paperback)

ISBN: 9780349147680
Publisher: Abacus
Publication Date: 4 June 2026
The Lost Language of Oysters is the latest book in Alexander McCall Smith’s entertaining and hilarious Professor von Igelfeld Entertainments series.

 

Professor Moritz-Maria von Igelfeld is not just any German professor – he is the author of that great work of scholarship, Portuguese Irregular Verbs. His eminence in language studies is widely recognised, even if it is rarely acknowledged by his colleague, Professor Detlev-Amadeus Unterholzer, author of a much less important work on the subjunctive.

Their rivalry bubbles away under the surface, but is apt to come into the open if something unusual disturbs the calm waters of the institute in Regensburg in which they both work. One such event is the arrival from New Orleans of two visiting scholars. These ladies, Professor Pom Pom Boisseau, and her friend, Professor Alice Martinique, are both experts in the Provençal language as well as being keen bikers. When they choose to arrive on large, noisy motorbikes, Unterholzer is shocked, but von Igelfeld is rather taken with Pom Pom. In fact, he is very taken with her, even to the extent of going for a ride with her on her motorbike. Anybody can tell that this infatuation will lead to disappointment, if not worse. But for von Igelfeld, disasters often arrive in twos and threes. The great professor is invited to attend a student occasion in which the old habit of duelling rears its head. He is handed a sword…

Von Igelfeld may suffer humiliation after humiliation, but at the end of it all there is the promise of a visit to Louisiana, a culinary paradise, where important research is being undertaken into communication among oysters…

 

Reviews

‘An innocent, affectionate and gentle send-up of the academic world he [Alexander McCall Smith] enjoyed before becoming a full-time novelist, it is the sixth in the Professor Dr von Igelfeld entertainment series… Communication in the new book is a ‘ridiculous’ concept introduced for guffaw-inducing effect. A light-hearted campus caper of pedantry and petty jealousies, the novel is the latest in a long tradition that includes the late Kingsley Amis (Lucky Jim, 1954), Malcolm Bradbury (The History Man, 1975), and more recently The Campus Trilogy by David Lodge who died in January.’
Sunday Post
‘Scotland’s most prolific author’s trademark gentle wit and appetite for the absurd are once again in evidence in this charming tale of academic rivalry and ill-fated infatuation… marvellous’ FOUR STARS
Scottish Field
‘Of all the characters Alexander McCall Smith has dreamed up over the years, the German academic Professor Moritz-maria von Igelfeld is my favourite… an irresistible figure of fun. And yet, and yet… no matter how self-aware we may think we are, are we not all von Igelfelds to some extent?… Its impossible not to root for him’
Roger Cox, The Scotsman